Dentally Incorrect

MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!

Nick and Lou head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only nine holes.

Nick says to Lou, "Let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day."

Lou agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the eighth hole, Lou is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the ninth.

"Help me find my ball; you look over there," he says to Nick. After five minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a two-stroke penalty, Lou secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces triumphantly.

  Nick looks at him forlornly, "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?"

"What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!" Lou exclaims.

"And a liar, too!" Nick says with amazement. "I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!"


PLAY IT AS IT LIES ...

Earl addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted.

The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped! Earl and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay unconscious with the ball between his feet.

"Good heavens" exclaimed Earl, "what shall I do?"

"Don't move him" said his partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or take a two club length drop."
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