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I don't have car insurance . . . but I do have a Lowes card! If the hood has hinges on it, I'm...
April 07, 2017
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, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4 and 5.If youre in denial press 6 to confirm that everything is OK.If youre paranoid we are tracing this call.If youre delusional press 7 and we will send the Tooth Fairy
December 05, 2020
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get a discount. Asked meif I use Novocaine....told me that their teeth look like toes when I show them their digital Xrays. ...ask me what their insurance will pay considering the insurance companies change how much they cover every three seconds.
April 25, 2015
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Dentist: She made two fat jokes yesterday! Assistant: That's a lie. Office Manager: Then why would Doc remember you making them? Assistant: Because elephants never forget. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance, Saturday and Sunday. Since I have started packaging my trash like this, my
September 03, 2018
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Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark
June 03, 2014
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March 10, 2014
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corona. LMFAO Dentist: You need to get your teeth cleaned every 3 months. Patient: My insurance only pays for every 6 months. Dentist: My insurance only pays for castration, but I paid cash for a vasectomy. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. The most interesting quarantine in the world. Is 2020 the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality.
July 14, 2020
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stand to see a man crying. This is the worst day of my life, I said. I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
August 24, 2018
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it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible. His life insurance was a big bonus! Phew, I live in Canada, I'm safe. No guns.
January 25, 2018
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. This office will seed additional franchises across the state and serve the middle class with affrotable dentistry and their discount plans for patients without insurance. I am surprised they have not won an award.... dougWalmart sells these implants by the bag for less than a $1 aka candy corn. OK mow
June 24, 2015
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a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see in the back of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.' | Does that mean that most of us PPO-providers are two bit hookers? Some days, I feel like one....minus the physique and good looks. Sigh....I hate dental insurance companies.
December 22, 2017
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'manhood' was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it. The man groans, but the doctor goes on, You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new 'member'. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1,000 an inch
February 14, 2016
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was severed in the accident and we could not find it. The man groans, but the doctor goes on... You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. It will work great, but 'it won't come cheap!'... it's roughly $1,000 an inch! The man perks up
March 28, 2014
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was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it. The man groans, but the doctor goes on, You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch. The man perks up. So, the doctor says
July 20, 2015
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once a year. Don Knotts You should floss more. I don't always call insurance companies but when I do, I keep saying representative or hitting random numbers until I can talk to someone. Is there a reason why dental students never get bit by their patients? Friend: Dude
November 06, 2016
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asks how often you floss! Kid = Dentist Cannon = Insurance Company where do you get your memes? Is anybody missing their false teeth? Rock beats Scissors. Paper beats Rock. Scissors beat Rock. Nothing beats Teeth! Have you ever seen dental instruments this BIG
May 06, 2017
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! You eat the worm, then you floss with the string. You eat the worm, then you floss with the string. Dentist: You have acute gingivitis. Patient: Thank you. Ok Miley, that anesthetic should kick in soon. I really need my teeth done... My insurance is ending this month. Would you
April 03, 2017
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anti-social all this new technology is making us! Stop hiding your teeth! I don’t always call insurance companies but when I do I keep saying Representative or hitting random numbers until I can talk to someone. Dentist In Training. Want a cavity search? There's a very simple
February 27, 2014
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Hippocratic oath seriously. This dentist obviously took his Hippocratic oath According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying. Getting a teeth ball for your dog. Camouflages your AirPods with a floss sticker because everyone stays far
May 24, 2019
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translated as wash your tooth even if you have full dentition. But Im sure there are plenty of folks there with 1 tooth, but washing still dont make sense. Thats Hungarian for you: no rules.Laz I hear, smell and feel this picture. Dentist: Do you have dental insurance? Dad: I dont know
April 19, 2020
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This is how you can tell if you don't have to take dental insurance in your neighborhood. Do you think teeth look better on the back of your head? I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow the newspaper. This is the 21st century he said. We don't waste money
October 01, 2018
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plan? Daughter: Yea, they gave me this! Dental Front Desk What friends think I do What the boss thinks I do What my family thinks I do What patients think I do What patients expect us to do What insurance companies make me want to do What I think I do What I really do What I need to do
December 07, 2015
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radiology. All I want for Christmas is my two lateral front teeth! Hey Girl, There is nothing hotter than watching you on the phone with the insurance company. You're so sexy when you're angry. Am I still your favorite dental patient, Ryan Gosling Hello? I'm checking my naughty & nice
January 21, 2015
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in the first place. Office Manager: This is the fourth day in a row that you've come in late. Do you know what that means? Dentist: That its Thursday? Root canal - 1.5 hours Clean operatory - 15 minutes Insurance paperwork - 7 to 10 business days Compatible the new 345hp Kavo Ultramatic 5000
March 29, 2019
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! The Aflac Duck: HAVE PLAQUE!! HAVE PLAQUE!! Dental Office: Hey, wait a second, Eileen... I don't think he's selling insurance after all... This little guy needs to make an appointment. If you don't brush and floss your teeth, you might as well zip it up? Once again... Flossing while riding
August 12, 2015
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minutes, He's trying to figure out what disease goes with your insurance. Dentist: You cannot operate heavy machinery when you take this prescription. Patient: I have never driven a forklift or a tractor in my entire life. Dentist: I was talking about your car. Patient: Where did you learn how
February 02, 2019
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? can't help myself... what happened on this case? I know its only a joke thread but the dental geek can't help but wonder Hey girl. There is nothing hotter than watching you on the phone with the insurance company. You're so sexy when you're angry. LOL If a geek asks a question, it's only
August 03, 2018
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. Barbie? A) all white, or B) two colors? Teeth said to Tongue: If I just press you little, you will get cut. Tongue replied to Tooth: If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out. When your patient tells you they have dental insurance Patient: How much to have this tooth
August 11, 2016
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this smile makeover on my patient Mr. Psychrolutes Marcidus? So how is your day going? My insurance company said this is the only doctor I could go to! It started out with a kiss... How did it end up like this? The day after Halloween. The Killers - Mr. Brightside. Mr. Brightside is track
November 10, 2014
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thinks I do What patients think I do What patients expect us to do What insurance companies make me want to do What I think I do What I really do What I need to do Grandpa: In the moonlight your teeth look just like pearls. Grandma: Who is Pearl, and what were you doing in the moonlight with her
October 22, 2014
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teeth. You'll go bananas over your new smile. It will rock your Ape-titude! UMMM... mark that one VERY sensitive to hot or cold. “Dentistry is like a box of teeth. You never know what you're gonna get. ~Dr. Forrest Gump Hanks DMD Skippy says be sure to tell us if your insurance
March 07, 2015
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and everything,however, your penis was severed in the accidentand we couldn't find it. The man groans, but the doctor goes on,You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.They work great but they don't come cheap.It's roughly $1000 an inch
April 03, 2021
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coffee? Patient: I really hate being old with false teeth. Dentist: Don’t worry, old age doesn’t last that long. Coca-Cola unveiled their new dental benefits insurance plan today for all of their employees; they’re not allowed to drink Coke. Oh you brush everyday? Then Why
May 04, 2015
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. It's all ok...as long as they don't get married My finger Teeth A tiny piece of meat Them... Me... Just a typical day in the life of a dental professional... Don't worry, your dental records are confiDENTAL and HIPPA protected. HIPAA (Health Insurance Portability
July 25, 2018
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it was against the law to pick your teeth in public. Dealing with an insurance company is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and then strut around like they won the game. Did you know that when doing a smile design if you design the nose 12 inches
January 30, 2014
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his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid
December 18, 2018
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had another Delta Dental insurance audit and passed with flying colors. Do the right thing or you will get shot! DentalFloss Daughter: Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor? Father: Dentist. Daughter: Why Father? Father: We have only one heart, but 32 teeth
April 06, 2014
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