Dentally Incorrect

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Wishful Thinking


Harvested from the message boards by Dentaltown founder Dr. Howard Farran himself, we share a cornucopia of ideas that Townies think are ... well, turkeys.

“Composites last longer than amalgams.” — howard

“Just do good work and the money will fall down from heaven like manna” — THE Token Redneck

“With people living longer, there is going to be a great shortage of dentists.” — cerec_cat

“I can’t possibly survive if I don’t accept insurance as payment!” — drtommymurph

“You will pay student loans off in 7 years.” — randy9798

“Just be nice and have great communication skills and you’ll never get sued.” — BardParker34

“Zirconia solves everything.” — Uwe Mohr MDT

“My supply company rep gets me the best price available!” — ppsaul

“Just find a mentor. They will teach you everything!” — Greedy Tooth Shucker

“You’ll make bank going rural.” — omaralt

This little blurb is called a ‘call to action.’
We use it to call you, dear reader, to action. So here it goes: If you want to see the rest of the Townie responses—and there are a lot of them—head to dentaltown.com/messageboard and search “Zombie Ideas.” (This was going to be the Dentally Incorrect for October’s issue—you know, Halloween and all— but, well, we forgot.)

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