Dentally Incorrect



• Nonchalantly clean your hand-gun, knife, lead pipe, candlestick, etc., while reviewing curfew.

• Sprinkle some dust on your daughter before she leaves. Explain, "It makes fingerprinting easier."

• Challenge him at arm wrestling.

• Introduce him to your good friend Chuck Norris.

• Casually show him your collection of five shrunken heads then yell up to your daughter, "Number six is here."

• Come to the door bare-chested. Do a lot of flexing.

• Introduce him to the family by calling each family member to the living room using a whistle, then making them stand at attention and salute.

• Answer the door in a straitjacket.

• Walk on stilts.

• As they leave, talk into a walkie-talkie, "Subject is wearing khakis and a blue polo shirt, driving a green Ford."

• Say, "Let's pray."
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