Dentally Incorrect

Dentaltown Magazine 
Every night, after the kiddies have flossed their teeth and the electric toothbrushes have been laid to rest, a war of words is fought. Somewhere, beneath the rising moon, smiles look more like gleaming fangs! It is here that dentists and orthodontists tangle in one of the world’s oldest known forms of combat … the diss track.

Observe this clash from afar, dear reader, lest you venture too close and find yourself a victim!

Orthodontist
I work two days a week creating perfections,
You drill and you fill just to send people to collections.
My Tesla is revving, I can’t hear what you’re saying.
And all your reimbursements won’t cease decaying.

Dentist
Too much free time since your assistants place those brackets.
I’m coming for your industry to prove it’s a fat racket.
I kill cavities and gum disease and alleviate pain—what about you, dude?
Over there bending some wires and straight-up sniffing glue!

Orthodontist
Well, well, well, the tooth-puller can drop a timely rhyme.
Yet that website of yours ain’t seen an update since 2009?
All of them aligners yet still misaligned bites.
Think you can retire on all that compounded spite?

Dentist
Yapping ’bout occlusion when your whole profession is colludin’.
Uncrook a tooth or two. OK. Whom do you think you’re fooling?
How about you do the smart thing with that office and sell it?
You’re one App Store purchase away from being a relic!


Humor with bite


Dentally Incorrect


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