Dentally Incorrect

Dentally Incorrect  

Dental Offices of the Not-So-Distant Future


To talk to certain patients, you must first download their app and agree to their terms of service.

You’ll have to watch two 30-second ads before advancing to the next screen in your pay-per-click subscription-model practice management software.

Targeted marketing campaigns have become so advanced, you start getting ads for “hot-toothed patients in your area.”

The cloud wasn’t safe enough: You now beam your data straight to Neptune.

To stay on pace with fast fashion and brand loyalists, you now offer Nike aligners and Louis Vuitton dentures.

Your handpiece won’t work unless it’s connected to the Wi-Fi.

Your hygiene team has all left because they make more in their side hustles on OnlyGums and Teethsly.

You are one QR code away from slipping into psychosis.

Insurance claims must now be fi led through perfectly friendly and entirely useless automated chatbots, such as AutoDenyBot3000 from Belta Dental Plans Association.

The entire profession of dentistry is owned by Disney. Along with a mask, gloves and loupes, you must also wear officially licensed mouse ears.

You pay an employee eight hours a day to sit in the backroom with a VR headset on so she can stumble an avatar around the metaverse trying to spread information about your practice through word of mouth.

Humor with bite


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