When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital...

The Allergists voted to scratch it

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no

The Dermatologists advised no rash moves

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness

The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and

The Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;

The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter"

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward

The Proctologists left the decision up to some jerk who didn't give a crap

The Radiologists could see right through it

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water

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