Dentally Incorrect

Dentally Incorrect  

A Dentist Tries Poetry


Same Day Stressin’
I bought a machine I couldn’t afford,
Now I’m panic posting on the boards.
A patient awaits this brand-new crown,
But I’m still learning how on Dentaltown.

Every Exam;
Your gums are red,
This rinse is blue,
Sugar’s still bad,
And your bill’s overdue.

Retention Lost
Last year your teeth were unsightly,
Now your smile is a beacon most brightly.
Your retainer is a hard-earned zen,
Wear it always or it’s braces again.

Sweet Materials
Whether it’s two coats of fructose,
Or just a small splattering of sucrose,
Those sugar deposits,
Become three new composites.

That’ll Cost You
Rover does it without realizing,
That dog just don’t have a clue,
That chewing up your retainer,
Is something he shouldn’t do.

The Hygienist Haiku
Bib on, mouth agape.
Must you act like you're drowning?
It is your own spit!

Please Stop Talking, Please Stop Talking
Monday morning meeting huddle,
Quips, jabs, aggression so subtle.
Oh, joy! Another dull weekend tale!
This all could have been an email.


Humor With Bite...

Dentally Incorrect  
 
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