The Wisdom Tooth




I saw my hygienist drunk at Townie Meeting and now I can't picture her any other way. Help!
WT: Sometimes when adults go to Vegas they drink. Didn't anyone ever sit down with you and have the birds and the booze talk? So your hygienist knocked back half a dozen shots and then threw up in the giant shoe sculpture at the Cosmo. It happens. It's Townie Meeting. I'm sure she has trouble picturing you any other way but one. Hence, the drinking. Circle of life, my friend.


My assistants always clean their jewelry in the autoclave. Is this sanitary?

WT: One, the cubic zirconia will melt like buttah. Two, it's probably no worse than the bloody, gunk-laden instruments you're chucking in there. And three, (because the rule of three suggests things that come in threes are inherently funnier) you should probably have a better grip on the office equipment.

My mother-in-law is coming in for treatment next week. Pretty sure she’ll try to get by without paying, but I don’t have the authority to give away treatment. What should I do?

WT: Oh no you don’t. Don’t try to drag me into the next family feud. Maybe she was right. Maybe her daughter should have married the other guy.
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