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while eating and watching TV! Everything I read says to be more healthy you should always pack a lunch for work! So I did! That's funny!! Love this thread, it's all funny!!! Dentist Joke! You may have heard of planking.... Dentist Plank mark You can always tell who the dentist&rsquo
April 28, 2013
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, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom! I work in the dental field. We can diagnose your gum disease from across the room. It's a talent and a curse. Do you think doing braces on vampires
August 11, 2016
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Dentist: Sir, you have periodontal disease. Your teeth are going to fall out. Patient: So, what you're saying is... I can bleach my teeth?! Yeeeeaaahhh. It must be the sharp instruments making your gums bleed. Imagine that. What with all your flossing and healthy ways... Guess who just got
November 28, 2014
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An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread
July 06, 2014
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from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's' teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.
August 25, 2015
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though. Go for it! Ninjavitis was inspiring! Some people say there is no scientific evidence whatsoever to support Palm reading!! Yeah right, that's what they said about coconut oil pulling for gum disease which made my own gums taste better and now even my hair is growing back in!
February 15, 2015
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Dr says I have to brush those canines. I wonder if he meant felines. I accidentally stabbed his gums with a metal pick so then I told him The only reason you're bleeding is because you don't floss enough. When you look back at your early posts on Dentaltown Ha so true
March 24, 2016
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, Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. Dentist: Ok open up. Patient: Well I guess it all started when my Dad left... Dentist: No I mean... Assistant: Wait Doc...let him finish! I wouldn't rule out gum disease. Dentist: An illusionist with hands faster than
January 04, 2016
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and Hygienic”. Q. What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? A. The Flosso-raptor. “Whataya mean I have a bad bite? I don't even have any teeth!” --Daffy Duck Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing. What I do before the dentist. What I do after
July 20, 2014
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dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum. The fifth one recommends taffy and Karo syrup, because he has some rather large gambling debts. Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. Rafiki, The Lion King Do
December 08, 2013
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So, you follow Jimi. I guess you missed Tower of Power... We go bump-ty, bump-ty, bump', Bump City. How do you tell a periodontist from a banker? He's the one with the gum on his shoes.
February 28, 2014
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Mouth.Patient: Hey now. Patient: Ive been brushing and flossing every day! How do my gums look?Dentist: You brush like I cook my steaks, not even close to well done. Scottsdale Arizona Bed, Bath and Beyond customers gone wild over tooth paste options Sensodyne, Arm and Hammer, Crest, Colgate, and Tom's
April 03, 2021
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Vegan Vampire - a dentist who doesn't like bloody procedures. Deb·tist de(t)st/ noun 1. A person qualified to treat the diseases and conditions that affect the teeth and gums, especially the repair and extraction of teeth and the insertion of artificial ones, except for has so much debt
February 15, 2016
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the phone... Is dressing as the Tooth Fairy an awesome, amazing practice builder? Sensodine Commercial Parody - Foil Arms and Hog. A toothpaste that does good things for your face and is endorsed by a real-life dentist. I wouldn't rule out gum disease. Do you think you can chew carrots
June 21, 2017
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biscuits? I work in the dental field. We can diagnose your gum disease from across the room. It's a talent and a curse. I was afraid to see this new patient today because on his new patient chart after the question Why did you leave your last dentist” he put “Too old.” I
August 10, 2014
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A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband: - I lost my wife; she went shopping and has not come back yet. Inspector: - What is her height? Husband: - I never checked. Inspector: - Slim or healthy? Husband: - Not slim can be healthy. Inspector
May 23, 2014
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out my book Uncomplicate Business is now #1 in Antarctica!! That is so chill... My dentist said I need my tooth extracted and I thought that is the last thing my tooth needs. Dentist: You have two cavities!! Patient: Oman... Dentist: But you don't have gum disease... Patient: Yemen!! I
January 30, 2018
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like this? ....and how do you get so little lower body exercise that your glutes disappear? Dear god.. I dont even know what im looking at!! Maybe she's shoplifting HAMS! wait, that's not photoshop? good Goodness Gracious! (Susan walden voice) Must have some medical problem. Looks like she is at the pharmacy...She's prolly getting some of that there diet gum! These people live in Houston. The Tex-Mex is too good here.Prednisone...
February 19, 2015
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Anyone ever hear of this? The Vibra-Finger Was Supposedly Only A Personal “Gum” Massager Whatever that means, but this 1950s massager was dentist-approved. posted on April 4, 2013, at 4:16 p.m. Brian Galindo BuzzFeed Staff
November 14, 2014
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Did you know the real Tooth Fairy is named Dr. Michael P. Sharp DDS add lives in Kalamazoo, MI? How cool is that!?! Do you think the Tooth Fairy has gum disease? Here's a fun thought experiment tied to the Tooth Fairy. Imagine if the Tooth Fairy wasn't just a mother
August 22, 2017
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. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. A friend tried using his stimulus check to buy baby chickens, but a farmer just gave him some. He got money fir nothing and his chicks for free. Nician was the only dental lab technician who never used tech. Dentist: Your gums are bleeding.Patient: I rubbed ketchup on them.Dentist: In Heinzsight you still have gum disease.
February 28, 2021
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on this. (Things you never want to hear a dentist say). The dentist told me I need to be more aggressive when I floss so I've decided to start growling. Can you tell that dentistry is her calling? Yeah if you could not try and hold a conversation with me while you're stabbing my gums, that'd
February 27, 2016
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Buffet owns 200 million shares of Coca-Cola NYSE:KO which is 21.6% of his portfolio. Dental caries is a great investment! When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty! Hey I just met you, and this is craaazy, Your gums are bleeding, floss them maybe. Go home wisdom tooth
June 02, 2013
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the kernel wedge itself between the tooth and gums? He was cornfused. Patient: My dog will pay for everything. Dentist: Your dog... Patient: She's a golden retriever. She retrieves gold. A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday After he gets his new teeth
November 05, 2019
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. I donno, the shade's a little off! Do you think People Pot Pie has gum disease? How many Lowes would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes? Would it be a Lowe number? How many moles are in Guacamole salad? Avocados number. A group
August 13, 2018
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go forth and contaminate as many people as you can! Are you gonna wear your new dental dancing shoes today! Does your coffee mug have gum disease? How would you handle this New Patient Exam? Do you offer Veneers Gone Wild? Speaking of, I know Howard, being a UMKC grad
January 16, 2014
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in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. How would you treatment plan this case? First of all . . . . he needs to get his gums in shape . . . . come to think of it . . . . . he needs to GET some gums! Lumineers
January 10, 2014
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I saw this an for some reason, Dr jaws came to mind...I wonder why? Best Foods to Eat Before Sex How 'bout bananas and cucumbers? Ya know what food kills a woman's libido? Wedding Cake! LOL! How are you? Stay safe and healthy. Garlic butter sauce from Papa John's. Undeniably the best
May 02, 2020
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beautiful pink gums. We just took our family portrait: Eric, Greg, Ryan, Zach, & Dad. Do you think my hat makes me look fat? I said you're the GOOD kind of fat! Tells you she doesn't have money for a root canal. Leaves in her $85,000 Escalade. Dental Office Bracelet. No matter what
August 30, 2014
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nice. Then it was just a matter of switching the heads. Lol ! Oldie but a goodie. VOVID-19 Still Active. I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined. If I ever find the dentist who screwed up my implant surgery Ill bite him with my bear gums. A D4 did their first
December 05, 2020
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and sticky?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands.' The principal was trembling. Ms.. Brooks: 'What word
November 09, 2015
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on the light and she shows him. She says well he says No wonder you aint got no teeth, look at the shape your gums are in Could those, perhaps, be a set of misplaced vagina dentures????
March 04, 2014
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was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kind of taste like peppermint. And for some reason my friends and neighbors are all shunning me.
February 14, 2017
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, and Prophy Paste...Story of a dental hygienist! Q: Why did the tooth go to jail? A: Incisor trading! Never tell a dental assistant she can't pur-shoe her dreams. If you wear these glasses will you be better able to see decay and gum disease? When you run out of floss... Me waiting for my last patient on Friday!
September 08, 2017
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I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Then enjoy your retirement and collect all of your pension. Then when you start work, you get
December 14, 2014
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but without permission. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. The patient refused an autopsy. The patient has no past history of suicides. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Patient's past medical history has been
January 09, 2016
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about those receding gums... I wish I had taken better care of my teeth... I really want to see a woman dentist because I want to hear a woman tell me to open my mouth instead of Shut Up! Skip the laughing gas and try some helium. It won’t kill the pain but when you scream it will sound
March 06, 2013
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on the cover, and exclaimed Would you look at her gums!, That's the worst case of gingivitis I've ever seen! After he leaves, the proprietor of the store looks at the picture and thinks 'Funny, I've never looked at their gums before. I have searched for that image but failed to find it. When you
September 28, 2021
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positive? It's alive! It's ALIVE! Why does candy corn not taste like candy or corn? Good Lord, Gerald - is that mint gum? Gangsta Dentists be Flossin I think he's got a girlfriend. He started brushing his teeth. I'm calling you a cab... Passenger: I have dental
November 06, 2016
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. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. The patient refused an autopsy. The patient has no past history of suicides. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Patient's past medical
July 23, 2017
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out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree. But, where did you get the tools? Oh, that was no problem, replied
June 01, 2016
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in the background. Is this stretch TMJ? Do you know where my canine is? A dentist gets to the root of the problem. Do you think eating brains causes gum disease? Appetite for Brains - Michael C. Hayes Do you think
May 09, 2018
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when you tell them you've been chewing on ice. Stop It. When you keep forgetting your retainer on your lunch tray. Stop It. You know you're in dental school when the first thing you look at is the diastema. Which came first, the Easter Bunny or the Dentist? Stabs gums with sharp metal
May 06, 2017
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geek or dental hygienist. Please don't talk. Your halitosis is ridiculous. In the dental field, we can diagnose your gum disease from across the room. It's a talent and a curse. Bad breath jokes tend to stink! Ask your dentist if she can help! Have you seen the new hit movie Late
April 03, 2017
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will buy it. Charge double, call it organic, and they will. Covid Siedeffects Covid Sideffects Say it's Non-GMO and you can triple the price! New Pill to cure ED ED Cure And . . . it's dishwasher safe! Hammer and nail! FUNNY! #Classic How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
May 19, 2020
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out gum disease. Yes, I floss regularly - right before every appointment. Q: Why did the dentist go to jail? A: Incisor trading. Mount Howardmore is a massive sculpture carved into Mount Rushmore in South Dakota which features the six great Howard's of dentistry: Howard Chasolen DMD
August 08, 2017
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a patient to bite down ‘normally'. I love bad breath... said no one ever! #TimetoStartFlossing Dentist: You have acute gingivitis. Patient: People tell me I have a cute smile, too! Garfield: I think you need to brush your brain. There's nothing cute about gingivitis! Take care of your gums
April 29, 2016
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. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. The patient
April 10, 2015
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\, Do you really want this shit in your gums? FLOSS. i dont understand math. what does that... HAHA! Yah right.... Very amusing, but that's algebra, not calculus. I bet you're not much fun at parties....LOL you sound like my wife (and a number of the hosts
November 06, 2012
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Howard! A new study claims that gum disease is hereditary. If your parents didnt have any children you wont get it. Im done being a patient pleaser, but only if theyre ok with it. Lettuce not delay nutritious food for children. Doctors hors doeurves.
August 19, 2020
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