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this plauqe induced ulcer flare up, you might be a red flag patient. well the answer is YES if you do that, his man part will first smell like your gums and then fall off so get you gums healthy quick before he gives it back to you and you get perio of the lady parts In a new patient exam on a 60 year old
June 15, 2020
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Heard torbuculosis on the news last night. Ha!Don't know if this was already listed, this is a long post.: I once read a hygienist's notes that read: gums around tooth #3 inflamed and pussy Years ago I had an assistant shout down the hall fpr an autopsy bottle instead of the biopsy bottle
October 14, 2015
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is mini me.... Outgoing phones down This happened to us before There are calls to makeMy new set of plates Should fit just like my old ones. I think they're perfect. No upper retention, No lower stability Multicolored gums. Waiting for Hygiene The Op patients are long gone Thirty minutes
October 25, 2005
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was onto something. RyanI once had a getleman ask me to subtract his impounded wilson teethSubtract I did.....By far..........the patientism that I hate the most is when patients refer to their gums as GOOMS. Do you guys get this? Maybe it's just an upstate NY thing but I get a few patients a year who
September 30, 2007
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be allergic. (Holistic patient) 19 yo female pregnant with 4th child. All my teeth have broken off to the gums and are black and this just happened in the past year before that they were perfect And no I dont use drugs.If you decide you don't need to see the periodontist, not since you've been using
January 25, 2008
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mm. Now she wants me to fix her aching jaws, bleeding gums, and sensitive teeth. Oh, and nobody has ever been able to get her numb. Definitely a RFP. Punted to pros. She couldn't understand why! SandyTry this one from yesterday: if your tooth hurts when I activate the curing light to bond
January 05, 2006
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her old dentist told her and that my hygienist was uncooperative and lied about her gums. I REALLY don't see the problem. . . . . . . . NOT ! Geezz Damn, you've really had a run of the crazies lately, haven't you? If you send an e-mail to the dentist after she sells her practice telling her
November 04, 2007
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are fantastic, but your gums have to come out. Dentist are getting a shot at trying to extract the root cause of the infection! Hey TomI drove thru Vidalia on Thursday and bought 50 pounds of the sweetest tasting onions on earth.Im frying them about 5 pounds at the timeHope you can get out and buy
October 11, 2020
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put in her crown was coming out.I had a patient tell me she had that ghonnarhia of the gums and she was losing her teeth.Some penicilium will cure that. WRONG ! We's gonna take a pitcher of that there toof.how about.... we's fixin' to get a pitcher of dat dare toofI use this phrase ALL THE TIME
October 01, 2007
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I not believe her?Red gums ev'rywhereI walk to front deskSlow day, magazines drop fastThey look busy now!Emergency checkProblem thoroughly explained Doesn't speak English! MarkOld lady patient Judging from the aroma Lives with lots of catsrecurrent decayWait, I'll get rid of my Hallswhy do I bother
June 27, 2003
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. They are soft, cuddly and have very healthy sex lives. And I loved to play cowboy and indian games in my younger years. Well at least in my own mind... Man am I envious, especially with me being between girlfriends at the moment. Worry not, you masculinity is assured.I think Willie's trying to make us
May 22, 2022
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, there was an emergency clinic. One day a patient came in and informed one of the residents he had That diarrhea of the gums .When I was a student Dental Assistant, we had a patient with new dentures, who we gathered from the chart, was complaining of diarrhoea whenever he wore the denture! We fell
October 13, 2007
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took the test. I scored 46% and was rated a happy, healthy, hetero babe (which is what I am, of course)......whew!!! AnneHERE IS THE LINK:46% And it said that I am a happy well adjusted hetero babe. Yes you are Mokie 16%. That's probably not even enough to be cool, is it?I got really scared when
January 20, 2005
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of Spee on the first apt, but have severe gum disease and non-restorable teeth, you are a red flag...If you bitch and complain because there is no free floss and the toothbrush selection doesn't match your bathroom..... You might be a red flag patient and immediately...If you show me during
November 22, 2005
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, healthy friendly and fine Tell us about themWe use Haiku - How? To get easy post tallies. Nothing dental here.Alisa's Canaan Jager's Rottweiler and Lab I love my two dogsEvery phrase I say Rhythm infects all my posts Five seven and fiveHip Hop Haiku - Yes!I hear my language callingArt form
July 06, 2003
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of microbes and are trying to avoid an anaerobic situation....YMBARFP If you request pina colada topical b/c your last holistic dentist tested your serum and said that mint and bubble gum are not compatible with you..YMBARFP I could go on and on. I am a freak magnet.YMBARFP if you come in saying my
November 23, 2005
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scheduled in two weeks.steveSorry to hear that Steve. No one wins in a divorce proceeding except for the dad-gum lawyers! I've been through it once (no fun!), and Willie and Maris have been through a divorce (or two)....they can also help. What do ya want to know?Dan dan thanks for the concern. I
April 21, 2003
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or not. If, when having a restoration placed, you tell the dentist to leave the interproximal contact open so that when your gums swell they won't hurt...you just might be...If you are a medical student or a physician (especially a...YMBARFP if you present with buccal edema secondary to a couple molar root tips
December 22, 2005
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If you come in for an ER appointment telling me that you are in excrutiating pain because of gum disease and you (of course) need pain meds because you are allergic to all over the counter medication... and lo and behold you don't have a tooth in your head... you just might be a red flag patient
November 30, 2005
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or after recess?Have you ever heard of Recalcedent in MI Paste or Trident Gum? Y'all northerners will eventually come to appreciate the way we say things- I'll be there directly is one of my favorites. Or That tooth on the yonder side of my mouth is the one I broke chewing on a bone. I was gonna call
October 07, 2007
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never had a cavity, YMBARFPIf you insist that our office failed to diagnose decay on a previous radiograph because the new radiograph shows decay, YMBARFPIf you are 76 yrs old and shove the dentist, YMBARFPIf your child comes in with A) red, raw gums that bleed when you look at themB) teeth caked
July 20, 2007
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they were placed. No decay or broken fillings? When I find generalized 4-6 mm pockets and radiographic bone loss, you say the other dentist mentioned bone loss but never told you that you had gum disease. And what pain medication are you going to prescribe because Vicoprofen is the only thing
May 03, 2008
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receptionists just eat a bag of cheetos and pass it along to each other and lick their fingers. GROSS. We all take short cuts due to lack of information and make quick judgments about people. I think your staff should be healthy and reflect it. They should look professional and have their hair
August 22, 2012
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doesn't make sense. Likewise if your practice is full of older folks who just want to feel good and be healthy but none of them are going to be on GQ ever... then the ultra pretty big boobed blonde might not fit in so well. She's a two bagger. One over her head and one over yours. . . . In case
August 24, 2012
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