Dentally Incorrect



*Some warranty-voiding, unsafe and impractical modifications to your autoclave may be required to achieve the following. Results may vary.

  1. Been a while since you’ve had your wedding rings cleaned? Tell your spouse you’d be happy to take them over to the jewelers, but really just throw them in with the rest of your instruments. Two birds, one stone.

  2. Toss some broccoli in that bad boy. Autoclave your greens and be on your way to a soggy snack the office will be smelling for days.

  3. That unsightly smudge on your sunglasses sure is a shame. Oh wait…steam power to the rescue!

  4. Melt a pack of Peeps. If microwaving peeps has taught us anything, autoclaving those sugary birds should turn out some amazing results.

  5. Unseal those confidential envelopes. No one needs to know you looked.

  6. Get the wrinkles out of your tie.

  7. Harness the power of science to isolate fingerprints and narrow down who has been stealing your yogurt from the break room fridge. Vigilante justice just got scientific.

  8. Impromptu corn on the cob. Don’t forget the butter.

  9. Mimic rainforest conditions by turning your onceboring sterilization room into a sweltering, humid ecosystem. Bonus: no mosquitos.

  10. Open up your pores with a little steam. Nothing says “spa day” like an autoclave facial

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