Dentally Incorrect



"One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also, go in mid-December." - Louis C.K.

"I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, ‘I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said, ‘Happy Birthday.' I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote ‘Jesus' on it." - Demetri Martin

"This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox." - Anthony Jeselnik

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." - Jay Leno

"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them." - P.J. O'Rourke

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller "I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
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