A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocain because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

What do dentists do on roller coasters?...They brace themselves.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear.

What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the root canal.

What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won’t hurt a byte.

“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist,” said the man to the receptionist. “I’m sorry sir,” she replied. “He’s out right now, but...” “Thank you.” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again?”

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, “Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished?” The dentist replies “Sure you will!” The patient replies, “Great, I couldn’t play a note before!”

The Countdown Begins

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?”
“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.
“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”

“Nine...”