Dentally Incorrect





  1. If you’ve been to the dentist several times, you know the drill.

  2. Contemplating imminent root canal procedures is deeply unnerving.

  3. Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

  4. My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

  5. A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

  6. The dentist put braces on his patient as a stopgap measure.

  7. Dentists have their own “flossify” on how to keep teeth clean.

  8. I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

  9. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.

  10. The dentist’s alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

  11. Dentists get on everybody’s nerves.

  12. A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

  13. Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

  14. Going to the dentist can be very full filling.

  15. Dentists don’t like a hard day at the orifice.

  16. My dentist seems distracted; I think he was brushing me off.

  17. There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.

  18. What is the dentist’s favorite shopping center? The Gap.

  19. Dentists have the same old grind day after day.

  20. Is an uninfected tooth in a pre-carious state?

  21. A dentist named Phil McCavity always quit work at tooth-hurtie.

  22. A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

  23. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

  24. It’s a dentist’s duty to tell patients the whole tooth.

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