Dentally Incorrect

Keeps forgetting to bring her prosthetic arm to work.
Cleans cement from instruments with her tongue.
Wears too much Old Spice cologne.
Falls asleep during long procedures.
Cell phone's rockin' a Flo Rida ring tone.
She keeps getting stuck under that rotating arm on the assistant' s chair.
Doesn't know which impression tray is for the upper.
She farted on your patient.
Lost her upper denture…AGAIN!
She dumped you.
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