Dentally Incorrect

That being the case, why is it that the US government has spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past ten years than Osama Bin Laden?

It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 million for his memoir. This from two people who have spent the past 8 years being unable to recall anything about past events!

Incredible!!

Unlucky Ducks
Three guys are standing in line to get into heaven. Finally, St. Peter shows up to give them their orientation lecture.

"We only have one rule", he says. "Don't step on the ducks. Welcome to heaven."

As they enter the gates, there are ducks everywhere. The first guy says "I can't believe it was this easy to get into heaven!" But as he is looking at the other two for their response, he accidentally trips over a duck.

St. Peter immediately shows up with the ugliest woman the three guys ever saw. St. Peter chains the woman to the first guy and says, "Your punishment for stepping on the duck is to be chained to this ugly woman forever".

The next day the second guy steps on a duck...sure enough, St. Peter arrives with another ugly woman and chains them together.

Terrified, the third guy is very careful. He takes great care putting each foot in front of the other in such a way that he never disturbs the sacred ducks.

One day St. Peter appears with a gorgeous woman. She is tall and lean, blonde, blue-eyed and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word.

Thrilled, the guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this"?

She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

News Update: Louisiana sends a message; "We are ready, Mr. President !!"

Terror in Point-au-Chien? "Not on my watch", says Clarence "T-Clare" Naquin of Montagut.

Generally underfunded and forgotten, the two trainer jets which make up Chackbay's 141st Fighter Battalion, stand on the ready line, with the help of a little Cajun ingenuity.