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Problem/Solution Sheet for Dr. Phil Yankem Family Dentistry


Thank you for using Patch Job Professional Services. Here is an updated log with our technician’s notes regarding your most recent set of requests.

Problem: Autoclave making a high-pitched whine.
Solution: Autoclave counseled on coping mechanisms for its loneliness.

P: Dead ants in the break room.
S: Live ants are on backorder.

P: Patients complained that the waiting room TV was unbelievably loud.
S: TV volume set to a more believable level.

P: New dental chairs make patients uncomfortable.
S: Dental chairs adjusted to only speak when spoken to.

P: A hygienist saw a mouse in the records room.
S: Now she’ll see a cat.

P: New wireless X-ray sensor not detected by the computer.
S: The new X-ray sensor isn’t wireless.

P: Handpiece RPM slows when making contact.
S: Handpiece asked about its fear of intimacy.

P: Something loose in the X-ray unit.
S: Something tightened in the X-ray unit.



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