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Subscriptions for Dentists!

Someone once said the best things in life are free but the second-best things are very, very expensive. To which we’ll add: The third-best things are paid for monthly. We think these subscription services would fill the void for dentists looking for a monthly bit of fun made just for them. (In addition to this column, of course.)
Osteology Unlimited: Dentist Edition
Not tired of teeth even after working in mouths all day, every day? For only $25 a month, subscribers receive a custom box of random teeth pulled from a variety of animals. Each box contains 10 different teeth, a hint guide, a small polishing kit, and a collector’s box for identifying and displaying something that some serial killers might also enjoy having around the house. Be on the lookout for limited-edition pieces curated from long-lost species. More added every week!

Malpractice+
Dentistry’s No. 1 whodunit board game! (Also, it’s the only one.) Every two months, subscribers receive a package that includes an extensive collection of data from a variety of botched cases. Examine the files, notes and images, and even listen to audio recordings of phone calls as you try to uncover the truth. Was it really time for a crown? Why did the bridge fail? Would that implant have fallen out regardless? For once, you get to be on the state dental board! Special bonus: New members also get the Embezzlement Mousetrap minigame.

Letters From Happy Patients
It’s often said only unhappy people leave reviews, which explains all the virtual solutions to help flood your online presence with positive reviews. But in a world where everything is digital, some yearn for the analog: For $15 a month, subscribers receive a box of real handwritten letters from pretend patients. Look for spelling mistakes, coffee rings and even tear-stained pages from grateful “patients” who learned how to smile again, all because of you! (Leave a few letters around your office “accidentally” as a humblebrag to anyone who goes through your mail.)

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