Continuing Education Gone Wild
They’ll Pay Upfront: And
Other Lies You Tell Yourself
This meditation-based program helps doctors predict and prepare for the most common lies and outright nonsense that patients bring to each office.
Organized Crime:
A Brief History of
U.S. Dental Insurance
An important aspect of this course consists of one-sided, volatile online discussions and advanced methods of whisper-yelling into a phone.
Treating Family Members 101
A practical practice of advanced theatrics in persuading kin why you can’t and won’t do dentistry on them. Includes the special bonus content “Avoiding Your In-Laws’ Jaws.”
Does Size Matter?
A Guide to Placing Implants
Because you can’t be the only doc who has doubts, right?
Hands-off Training:
Improving Chairside Manner
Course materials include a unisex mannequin with specifically designated electrified areas used as training tools to indicate proper and professional patient contact.
The Rise and Fall of Fluoride
An examination of online comments from know-it-alls (most of whom have profile pictures of their cats) claiming that fluoride is a deadly toxin responsible for everything from anxiety to weight gain.
OSHA, SMOSHA
A survey of seemingly arbitrary safety regulations you and your team shouldn’t worry about ... because what are the chances your office will get inspected? This course also covers 10 new ways to dispose of biohazardous materials if you live near a school.
Nitrous for Noobs
What the flux is a metric joule, anyway? No, really, we’re asking. We need someone to teach this course.