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We will oil your sewing machine
and adjust tension in your home.

Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.

Used cars: Why go elsewhere to
be cheated? Come here first.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Now is your chance to have
your ears pierced and get an
extra pair to take home too.

Vacation special: Have your home
exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Dog for sale: Eats anything and
is fond of children.
For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady
with thick legs and large drawers.

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent
growth potential.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and
delivery. Try us once and you’ll never
go anywhere again.

Wanted: Man to take care of cow
that does not smoke or drink.

Toaster: A gift that every member
of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.
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