A Composite Carol
Badly arranged to the stylings of “Sleigh Ride”
Just hear those phone lines jingling, ring-ting, tingling too
Come on, it’s awful loud for a Monday morning with you
Yes, there are canceled appointments but new folks are calling “Yoo-hoo?!”
Come on, pick up the line or I swear I’ll outsource your job, too
The office is open but confused people are wondering: Are we?
Staff’s huddled up in the breakroom like rats on a Cheez-It would be
So, let’s get out there and schedule a freakin’ filling or two
Come on, it’s time to stop gossiping or I’ll be done with all of you
My face is flushed and angry and all of you fail to see
There’s low profit margin and revenue’s taken a knee
So, would you put some butts in chairs and do a prophy or two
Come on, better start your charting or it’s off to unemployment with you!