There once was a dentist named Mefty
Who, because his right arm was hefty,
Tried to remove the incisor
From a Bengalese tiger
And now all his friends call him “Lefty.”
There once was a dentist from Flein,
Whose fame had spread like a vine.
Patients came from afar
From Berlin to the Saar,
Cause he didn’t serve water, but wine.
There once was a man from Capri
Who said to his dentist with glee,
“See that me wife’s capping
Prevents her from yapping,
And I’ll gladly double your fee.”
Man Apprehensive
Man apprehensive
Sweats in chair, begs for mercy
Easy extraction
––Dr. Rebecca Schmorr
Beautiful Veneers
Beautiful veneers
Her eyes glisten with joy tears
This makes me happy
––Dr. Daniel Jackson
Split Tooth
Tooth is split in half
Always the same story here
“I was eating bread”
––Dr. Richard Rychetsky
Broken Crown
You broke your front crown?
Fell down and want new one free?
Sure, next one all gold
––Rubber_Dam_Man
Drug Seeker
Lortab seven please
Ultracet is what you'll get
No? Then there’s the door
––Dr. Scott Bridges
Extraction/Endo
“Can’t you just pull it?”
“I could, but you know I won’t!
endo will be worth it!”
––Dr. Alan Mead
Self Employed
Could work at clinic
Rather sixteen hours for me
Then eight worked elsewhere
––Dr. William E. Wyatt, Jr.
OSHA
OSHA training tape
Must review for staff to watch
Thrice I fall asleep
––Dr. Scott Bridges