Dentally Incorrect

If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away!

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If household appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to hell.

When it appears you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

When your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, run!