Dentally Incorrect


Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
- Andy Borowitz

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
- Melanie White

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- Dave Barry

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
- Bridger Winegar

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
- Jay Leno

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
- Bob Phillips

Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!
- Ogden Nash

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